Tech support to customer: I think I know how to solve your problem.
Customer: Really?
Tech support: I’m sure this will work.
Customer: OK. What do I do?
Tech support: Are you in a cubicle?
Customer: Yes.
Tech support: Stand on your desk chair. Be careful not to fall.
Customer: OK, I’m there.
Tech support: Can you see all the other cubicles?
Customer: Just the tops of them.
Tech support: That’s good enough. Now take a few deep breaths. Ready?
Customer: I’m ready.
Tech support: Now shout at the top of your lungs: “Does anybody here know how to read a manual?”
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